An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. | THE OLD PROVERBIAL RECOVERY

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Ron White: I got thrown out of a bar in New York City. Now, when I say I got thrown out of a bar, I don’t mean someone asked me to leave, and we walked to the door together, and I said, “Bye everyone, I gotta go!” Six bouncers picked me up and hurled me out of that bar like I was a Frisbee. Those big old New York bouncers that think that bouncing is cool.

Source: An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. | THE OLD PROVERBIAL RECOVERY